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Turtle Comedy Show – Aug.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is Aug.15th!

LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: SAVANNAH HOLDER, NICO MUÑOZ, and LAURA STEUER AND HOST EDDIE STEPHENS
to BLOW. YOUR. MINDS.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.

Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please

THE LATEST

Red Rye Redux

Red Rye Redux

American Amber

A Turtle classic. Toasty, toffee malts accentuated by spicy flaked rye

21 IBU • ABV 4.45% • G↓

Oktürtlefest

Oktürtlefest

Märzen

Zicke Zacke Zicke Zacke Hoi Hoi Hoi!

22 IBU • ABV 5.9% • G↓

‘Tegrity

‘Tegrity

Hard Seltzer

Dragonfruit & Yuzu

Ø IBU • ABV 5.85% • GØ