Turtle Comedy Show – Aug.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Aug.15th!
LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: SAVANNAH HOLDER, NICO MUÑOZ, and LAURA STEUER AND HOST EDDIE STEPHENS
to BLOW. YOUR. MINDS.
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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Rio Rancho Oktoberfest 2026
Sat.Sep.19th 11am-9pm Get ready for Rio Rancho's annual Oktoberfest! • Live Music • Food • Beer • Wine • Contests • Local Vendors • and a Kids' Zone. At the same fantastic location as last the two years: Sandoval County Administration Park, 1500 Idalia Rd, Bernalillo,...
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Zicke Zacke Zicke Zacke Hoi Hoi Hoi!
