Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.16 (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Nov.16!
FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month’ s lineup: Tripp Stelnicki, Carla Vasquez, and Alex Leka!
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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Souper Bowl 2026
Saturday, January 31st, 11am-2pm Roadrunner Food Bank’s annual Souper Bowl, a soup and dessert sampling fundraising event, is fun for foodies of all ages. Enjoy live entertainment, a diverse silent auction, and scrumptious soup and dessert samples from great local...
