Thirsty Thursday Pints & Paints
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman
“[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross
That’s What I’m Poppin’ About
The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, July 5th. upcoming canvas—->
Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and creativity go hand in hand. And yes gents, we know this all sounds a little artsy-fartsy. But to quote Nico, our fearless leader, “I did the first Paint Nite and it was a fun evening. I have no artistic skill whatsoever, yet my painting is actually something I would put up on the wall!”
Join us at the pub every other week. Get your Bob Ross on. Leave with more than a happy belly and a buzz.
Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is November 15th! GIVE THANKS! Eddie Stephens hosts another great FREE comedy show at Turtle Mountain South in Rio Rancho!This month, Eddie is joined by Matthew Blood-Smyth and Jamar Hall! Never a cover! Food & drinks a-plenty! ♫ A Turtle Show, is...
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Sat.Oct.18th ~ Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,like yourself, who can: Take a stroll Pick up stuff Eat pizza & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule) Help us maintain our adopted mile of Enchanted Hills...
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Sat.Sept.20th ~ 11am-10pm OKTOBERFEST What: Music! including Die Polka Schingel Food! including Dagmar's Wine & Cocktails! including Left Turn Distilling Beer! including BrewLab 101 & Kaktus & Turtle Mountain! Where: Sandoval County Administration Park...
