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Thirsty Thursday Pints & Paints

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman

“[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross

That’s What I’m Poppin’ About

The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, July 5th. upcoming canvas—->

Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and creativity go hand in hand. And yes gents, we know this all sounds a little artsy-fartsy. But to quote Nico, our fearless leader, “I did the first Paint Nite and it was a fun evening. I have no artistic skill whatsoever, yet my painting is actually something I would put up on the wall!”

Join us at the pub every other week. Get your Bob Ross on. Leave with more than a happy belly and a buzz.

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TM South Fixer-Upper Closure Week – From Nico’s Desk

TM South Fixer-Upper Closure Week – From Nico’s Desk

Mon.Apr.20th through Mon.Apr.27th This is a friendly reminder that Turtle South will be closed! The 905 36th Place building is coming up on its 20th birthday, and needs a week of TLC to get it ready for the next 20 years. All of you who make a Turtle visit part of...

27th Anniversary Celebration

27th Anniversary Celebration

Twenty-seven trips around the Sun!

In celebration, please join us for a very special dinner. Five decadent courses of
✦ plates by Chef Chris Blanshine
paired to ✦ beers by Brewer David Medrano and
✦ cocktails by Barchef Daniel Rolison.

Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.21st (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.21st (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is March 21st! TURTLE SHOW! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: LYNN LETHERER, JOHN CUELLAR, MATTHEW ROEDER, CHAD RIDEN, CURT FLETCHER AND HOST AJ MARTINEZBEER! COCKTAILS! FOOD! SHENANIGANS! LETS GO!!!!!! Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens...