Sex in a Canoe 2014
OG 1.038 / IBU 10 / ABV 4.1
One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we could pale it out. We recommend enjoying it on a lake with a friend, or by yourself if you have to.
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