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PaintNite Aug.30th

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman

“[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross

Unicorn Magic

The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 30th. upcoming canvas—->

Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and creativity go hand in hand. And yes gents, we know this all sounds a little artsy-fartsy. But to quote Nico, our fearless leader, “I did the first Paint Nite and it was a fun evening. I have no artistic skill whatsoever, yet my painting is actually something I would put up on the wall!”

Join us at the pub every other week. Get your Bob Ross on. Leave with more than a happy belly and a buzz.

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Turbidity Majeure – Hazy IPA

  While some beverages should be crystal clear, there is a certain subset that has muddied the waters of what we want from a beer. Turbidity Majeure is our first (intentionally) Hazy IPA. It was mash hopped, kettle hopped and double dry-hopped to create a rich, juicy...

Tomb of the Mutilated – Blood Orange Black IPA

  All throughout the trees and plains, the souls rise up and call for justice for their brutal butchering. Columbus, Chinook and Ekuanot cry out beyond the cemeteries of dark malts to be heard, tasted and smelled. They scream of the day blood orange rained down and...

Rise of Fall – Autumnal Harvest Coffee Ale

  50 lbs of squash were prepped with brown sugar and spices before getting roasted in our brick oven and sifted over our blend of robust malts to create a rich profile of your favorite fall latte. Then we decided to give it a kick in its jacked up grin with some cold...