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PaintNite Aug.15th

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman

“[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross

Just around the River Bend

The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas—->

Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and creativity go hand in hand. And yes gents, we know this all sounds a little artsy-fartsy. But to quote Nico, our fearless leader, “I did the first Paint Nite and it was a fun evening. I have no artistic skill whatsoever, yet my painting is actually something I would put up on the wall!”

Join us at the pub every other week. Get your Bob Ross on. Leave with more than a happy belly and a buzz.

Reserve your canvas online now

The Rauchette – Lightly Smoked Märzenbier

  Smooth and sultry, this beer is a smokeshow of rich malt dancing over your palate like the shadow of a flickering flame. It is best enjoyed while standing back from the bellows, watching the fire grow higher OG 1.059 / IBU 23 / ABV 5.9...

420 Smokeout

Turtle Mountain BarBeQue! Saturday, April 20th 4.20 is here & our smokers are gettin' fired up! Pulled Pork Sandwich - 13 with BadgerQ & Slaw Half Rack of Ribs - 16 with ShineQ & Green Chile Cornbread Combo Plate - 20 Pulled Pork ¼ Rack of Ribs Sam's Ginger Chicken...

Table Manners – Session Brut IPA

  There seems to be so many rules we’re told to follow each and every day. Chew with your mouth closed. Get your elbows off the table. Please respect our 3 beer limit. This TM IPA is here to tell you it’s okay to break the rules sometimes, as long as you enjoy it. OG...