PaintNite Aug.15th
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman
“[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross
Just around the River Bend
The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas—->
Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and creativity go hand in hand. And yes gents, we know this all sounds a little artsy-fartsy. But to quote Nico, our fearless leader, “I did the first Paint Nite and it was a fun evening. I have no artistic skill whatsoever, yet my painting is actually something I would put up on the wall!”
Join us at the pub every other week. Get your Bob Ross on. Leave with more than a happy belly and a buzz.
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