Sept.2 Comedy!
Next Turtle Show is Sept.2nd!
featuring: Niki Mangin, Danger K Varoz, AJ Martinez, Mary Byrd & Matt Peterson
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills – 2025
Sat.Oct.18th ~ Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,like yourself, who can: Take a stroll Pick up stuff Eat pizza & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule) Help us maintain our adopted mile of Enchanted Hills...
Rio Rancho Oktoberfest 2025
Sat.Sept.20th ~ 11am-10pm OKTOBERFEST What: Music! including Die Polka Schingel Food! including Dagmar's Wine & Cocktails! including Left Turn Distilling Beer! including BrewLab 101 & Kaktus & Turtle Mountain! Where: Sandoval County Administration Park...
Turtle Comedy Show – Aug.16th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is August 16! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians. Comedy is back at Turtle Mountain SOUTH, in Rio Rancho. This month comedians: Chad Riden, AJ Deleon, and Matthew Roeder. Eddie Stephens...
