Sept.2 Comedy!
Next Turtle Show is Sept.2nd!
featuring: Niki Mangin, Danger K Varoz, AJ Martinez, Mary Byrd & Matt Peterson
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Westside Summerfest 2026
Sat.Aug.1, 5-10 pm, Ventana Ranch Community Park This free family-friendly event features fun for everyone. This year's final summerfest concert celebrates everything local. Westside Summerfest features artisans with handcrafted products, food trucks with freshly made...
Turtle Comedy Show – Jul.18th (3rd Saturdays)
Join the next Turtle Show on July 18th, featuring comedians John Cuellar, Traye Holland, Casey Fitzgerald, and host Eddie Stephens. Enjoy comedy, food, and drinks every third Saturday at Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 18+.
Crab and Pilsner – Second Street
June 20th and June 21st Second Street Brewery’s signature celebration of the Pilsners is coming. New Mexico Brewers love to make ‘em - and everyone loves to drink them! The sixth annual Crab and Pilsner event features 16 pilsners along with crab boil at Second...
