Sept.2 Comedy!
Next Turtle Show is Sept.2nd!
featuring: Niki Mangin, Danger K Varoz, AJ Martinez, Mary Byrd & Matt Peterson
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Westside Summerfest 2026
Sat.Aug.1, 5-10 pm, Ventana Ranch Community Park This free family-friendly event features fun for everyone. This year's final summerfest concert celebrates everything local. Westside Summerfest features artisans with handcrafted products, food trucks with freshly made...
Crab and Pilsner – Second Street
June 20th and June 21st Second Street Brewery’s signature celebration of the Pilsners is coming. New Mexico Brewers love to make ‘em - and everyone loves to drink them! The sixth annual Crab and Pilsner event features 16 pilsners along with crab boil at Second...
Lulu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale
Sat.May.9th · 11am-while they last!
· Monstera · Philodendron · Succulents · Pothos & Spider Plants · Oh My!
Patio Pop-Up · Turtle Mountain North
