Sept.2 Comedy!
Next Turtle Show is Sept.2nd!
featuring: Niki Mangin, Danger K Varoz, AJ Martinez, Mary Byrd & Matt Peterson
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Stuck Lizard Wine Tasting
Wed.Dec.10th ~ Meet the Winemaker!Starting at 4pm ~ Turtle Mountain North Free tasting from one our most local vineyards, Corrales' Stuck LizardGot grapes? Muscat Grüner Veltliner Cayuga Ravat Drop by, learn about some vines that love the NM Terroir, and bag some...
Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is November 15th! GIVE THANKS! Eddie Stephens hosts another great FREE comedy show at Turtle Mountain South in Rio Rancho!This month, Eddie is joined by Matthew Blood-Smyth and Jamar Hall! Never a cover! Food & drinks a-plenty! ♫ A Turtle Show, is...
Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills – 2025
Sat.Oct.18th ~ Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,like yourself, who can: Take a stroll Pick up stuff Eat pizza & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule) Help us maintain our adopted mile of Enchanted Hills...
