Sept.2 Comedy!
Next Turtle Show is Sept.2nd!
featuring: Niki Mangin, Danger K Varoz, AJ Martinez, Mary Byrd & Matt Peterson
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
March Beer Brackets
We’ve got 16 Turtle Beers on tap!
Sweet, 16? Let’s do brackets!
St.Pat’s 2024
is nearly here!
ALL OUR TRIED & TRUE IRISH PUB FARE
- Shine’s Famous, house-brined, Corned Beef & Cabbage
- Metal Snake Irish Stout Beefy Irish Stew
PLUS 2 STOUTS & 1 IRISH RED ON TAP
- Snakedriver Nitro Stout
- Metal Snake Irish Dry Stout
- The Troubles IPA
We put Public House into Rio Rancho Pubs
All we can truly say is, “Sláinte!”
25th Anniversary!
It’s Turtle Mountain Brewing Company’s 25th Anniversary!
Can you believe it? Twenty-five trips around the Sun! In celebration, join us for an exorbitantly extravagant churrascaria-style feast, featuring a panoply of dishes from our kitchen crew. Cheers to 25 Years of Beers!
