August Comedy Show
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Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th!
featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Puppies & Pints
Adoption EventSun.May.19th 12pm-3pm@ Turtle Mountain NorthAdoptable Dogs are Looking for a Furever Home! Join us on the petio, meet some pups, indulge your taste buds and contribute to a meaningful cause. For every pint of our special fundraising beer, $1 goes...
Lulu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale
Sat.May.11th · 11am-while they last! Pothos · Philodendron · Monstera · Goldfish Plants · Snake Plants · Spider Plants · Oh My! Patio Pop-Up · Turtle Mountain NorthTHE LATEST
Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills Blvd.
Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful
Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,
like yourself, who can:
- Take a stroll, Pick up stuff, Eat pizza, & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule)
Help us make this sign a reality as we adopt a mile of Enchanted Hills Blvd and Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful!
When:
- Saturdays, 9 am – Noon
- May 4, July 6, Sept.7, Nov.2 …