Oct.7th Comedy Show
Next Turtle Show is Oct.7th!
Featuring: Mike Wilson, Julian Motton, and AJ Martinez.
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Turtle Comedy Show – Apr.19th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Apr.19! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians.This month Tony P and Curt Fletcher are helping Eddie Stephens return to earth after opening for Kill Tony's William Montgomery last week, ask...
Winter Fundraising Brew 2025
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!... UPDATE ... With your help, Turtle Mountain raised over $1100 Our Winter Fundraising Brew ...Cosmic Campground. A Cascadian Dark Ale was brewed to benefit Coronado Historic Site & Kuaua Pueblo Ruins in Bernalillo. If you haven't...
St. Patrick’s 2025
Celebrate St. Patrick's at Turtle Mountain! Yes, both pubs are normally closed on Mondays. We can't, however, let one of our favorite days of the year go by without eating some corned beef & cabbage and drinking some stout. Both pubs will be open Monday, March...
