LATEST SEASONAL BEERS
Get Bock Inside! 2020.v
OG 1.053 / IBU 20 / ABV 5.37
Turtle Mountain’s premier quarantine beer. Designed sessionably, so one may drink prolongedly in the safety of the household…
Snakedriver – Nitro Stout 2020
OG 11°P / IBU 25 / ABV 4.3 / G↓
Patron saint of Ireland and legendary originator of the shamrock parable, Saint Patrick is also credited with the vanquishing of serpents from the Emerald Isle. In this spirit, we raise a glass, not of emerald but of garnet and onyx, as we vanquish the evils from ourselves. We also give a nod to the most famous of Irish stouts by releasing Snakedriver on NITRO! Nitrogenation gives …
Metal Snake 2020
OG 11°P / IBU 25 / ABV 4.3 / G↓
With mechanical reptilian might and molten scales of garnet, this classic dry stout will sinew itself around your mouth for maximum palatable pleasure. The banished, dark snake of the Emerald Isle calls you to the Craic.
Dec.17, 2021
Dec 16, 2021 — We caught a case 🙁 —
On Thursday evening, December 16th, a member of our staff rapid-tested and got back results positive for Coronavirus.
EVERYONE GO HERE AND READ THIS PAGE
https://turtlemountainbrewing.com/patient-7/
Nov 30, 2021
WE’RE MIGRATING THE ONLINE SCHEDULE to
When I Work
If you haven’t already, everyone, except for Cooks, needs to get the app or go online and sign up as a user. Once on, Search for Turtle Mountain and request.
TURTLE XMAS PARTY is DEC.14th!!!
Eat, Drink, Be MERRY!
Secret Santa Sign-up list is in the server alley and kitchen
TWO NEW BREWS
Nov 15, 2021
• DEUTCHES PILS – a delectably perfect, light German Pilsner. David has outdone himself!
• PERPETUAL BLACK SESSION – a sessionable (low alcohol) Schwarzbier (German Black Beer Style)
GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY A JOB!
Nov 2, 2021
You know those lazy MFs need to get out of their pandemic haze and join the real world again!
turtlemountainbrewing.com/getajob/
We need every damn position, but mainly cooks.
Please share that link on all your media, social or otherwise please.
TWO NEW BREWS
Nov 1, 2021
• STUFSTUF STOUT – a minty sweet stout made with Oreo Cake, Spearmint, and Cocoa Nib-Rested! Gluten-reduced, has lactose.
• BYWAYS HAZE – a 2nd hazy IPA joins the taps! Slightly hazier and juicier than Widespread
WE’VE GOT MANGO-RITAS!
Oct 28, 2021
Joining our can cocktails from Little Toad Creek
Although they’re are called mules, the MANGOritas have no Ginger Beer.
NM made Silver Agave spirit (tequila), NM made Triple Sec, lime, etc. Real Juice, Real Booze.
ALL CAN COCKTAILS are now LIMIT 2!
Forward Standard Steam & Hoperation IPL are NOW ON SALE!
Oct 7, 2021
Until they are gone …
$1 off all size pours. $1 off Quarty cans. Combine them for $3 off a Quarty 3pk.
SELL’em! SELL’em! SELL’em!
WE’VE GOT MARGARITAS!
Sept 21, 2021
Joining our can cocktails from Little Toad Creek $7, 12%
Although they’re are called mules, the Margaritas have no Ginger Beer.
NM made Silver Agave spirit (tequila), NM made Triple Sec, lime, etc. Real Juice, Real Booze.
ALL CAN COCKTAILS are now LIMIT 2!
Seuss did a road test of 3 margs and was def buzzed.
The 2021 Onion Ring Famine Continues
Sep 2, 2021
Shine is looking far and wide. There’s just no damn rings!
If some leads don’t pan out tomorrow, we will likely batter some of our own.
But, just enough to garnish the Chuck Burger, no sides.
Someone go rob a Burger King!
JK. DON’T rob a Burger King, Their O-rings are crap.
505 Sierra Nueva & Cosmic Campground are NOW ON SALE!
Sep 1, 2021
Until they are gone …
$1 off all size pours. $1 off Quarty cans. Combine them for $3 off a Quarty 3pk.
SELL’em! SELL’em! SELL’em!
WE’LL BE CLOSED ON LABOR DAY, MONDAY, SEPT.6TH
Aug 26, 2021
Everybody have a great holiday. Nico, and the whole management team THANKS YOU FOR ALL YOUR LABOR! Party-on, cheers!
Nico’s Interview on NMRA’s Podcast
Aug 11, 2021
Wanna watch our fearless leader Nico NOT put his foot in his mouth for a full 30 mins, while learning about the early days of Turtle and him speak about the last year and about Turtle North?
see below 🙂
WE’RE FINALISTS! GREAT JOB CREW!
Aug 11, 2021
THE CHRISTMAS IN JULY
special competition burger – $15
Burger with beer-batter-fried green chile, Chimayo red & green chile bacon jam and smoked gouda on a cornmeal dusted roll
SOOO …
• Burger will remain on menu until Sept 11.
• Aug 24, 2pm at Santa Fe Brewing: Operations Meeting – Chef and other operations staff must attend this meeting.
• September 11, 12:30 – 5pm: Smackdown for the finalists at Santa Fe Brewing (setup is anytime between 9am-12pm).
If you are interested in working the event, talk to Shine this week.
TMBC’s FAMOUS GREEN CHILE STEW IS BACK
Aug 6, 2021
Bowls only. $6. Should be a permanent addition to the menu through fall & winter.
BLONDE & OH, MAI are dead
Aug 3, 2021
In their place, please welcome to the ring …
Steam & IPL
See below, See above 🙂
NEW FRIES
Jul 27, 2021
We are switching to a new thick-cut french fry. These will replace BOTH string and steak fries, and maximize sauté side’s limited fryer space. Give ’em a try, they’re tasty.
MOVE THOSE BEERS!
Jul 26, 2021
REMINDER: Oh Mai and Amber Waves of Graham are on special, $1 off.
SELL THEM! Our next batch of Wooden Teeth is being held hostage until we open a tap or two.
Also, David has 2 Delicious Lagers On Deck:
• Forward Standard – California Common Steam Beer
https://turtlemountainbrewing.com/forward-standard/
Steam Beers are fermented using our 2112 San Fran Lager Yeast but at a higher Temp, 57°
• Hoperation Hanging Garden – IPL
#freeourlagers
WE CAUGHT ANOTHER COVID CASE
Jul 17, 2021
Everyone Read This Page Right Now Please >>>
https://turtlemountainbrewing.com/patient-four/
Jul 16, 2021
THE CHRISTMAS IN JULY
special competition burger – $15
Burger with beer-batter-fried green chile, Chimayo red & green chile bacon jam and smoked gouda on a cornmeal dusted roll
Joining our menu throughout July as part of the Green Chile Cheeseburger Smackdown!
IMPORTANT DATES:
• July 1 – August 8: Secret judging will occur.
• July 27, Tues, 5:30pm, Social media influencers will visit. Reserve a table for up to 8 influencers and have 4 burgers ready to serve within 10 minutes of their arrival. Burgers should be presented photo-ready. They will call the restaurant 15 minutes prior to arrival. Aug 5 at 6pm there will be a Social Media Blitz with all the content gathered.
• Aug 11: Finalists are announced!
IF WE MAKE THE FINALS …
• Burger must remain on menu until Sept 11.
• Aug 24, 2pm at Santa Fe Brewing: Operations Meeting – Chef and other operations staff must attend this meeting.
• September 11, 12:30 – 5pm: Smackdown for the finalists at Santa Fe Brewing (setup is anytime between 9am-12pm).
Hello World
Jul 16, 2021