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Por Mi Vida 2023

Por Mi Vida 2023

Key Lime Mexican Lager

OG 12.7ºP / IBU 26 / ABV 5.4 / G↓
Dearest Por Mi Vida,
In the midst of our love story, there exists a brew, a testament to the sweetness of life’s journey. With each sip, it whispers tales of passion and devotion, an elixir that encapsulates the very essence of our union. Upon first gaze, it unveils …

Dankle Dunkel

Dankle Dunkel

Munich Dunkel

OG 13.5ºP / IBU 24 / ABV 5 / G↓
A traditional Munich Dunkel that smacks of biscuity wonder. It is a malt profile full of aromatic and Cara malts. Slightly lower in ABV for maximum drinkability. The Dankle carries all German hops, Mittelfruh, Tettnang and a dash of Mandarina Bavaria.

OktürtleFest 2023

OktürtleFest 2023

Märzen

OG 12.8°P / IBU 25 / ABV 5.25 / G↓
zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi !!!
ZICKE ZACKE, ZICKE ZACKE, HOI HOI HOI !!!

Dec.17, 2021

Dec 16, 2021 — We caught a case 🙁 —

On Thursday evening, December 16th, a member of our staff rapid-tested and got back results positive for Coronavirus.

EVERYONE GO HERE AND READ THIS PAGE
https://turtlemountainbrewing.com/patient-7/

Nov 30, 2021

WE’RE MIGRATING THE ONLINE SCHEDULE to

When I Work
If you haven’t already, everyone, except for Cooks, needs to get the app or go online and sign up as a user. Once on, Search for Turtle Mountain and request.

TURTLE XMAS PARTY is DEC.14th!!!

Eat, Drink, Be MERRY!

Secret Santa Sign-up list is in the server alley and kitchen

TWO NEW BREWS

Nov 15, 2021
• DEUTCHES PILS – a delectably perfect, light German Pilsner. David has outdone himself!
• PERPETUAL BLACK SESSION – a sessionable (low alcohol) Schwarzbier (German Black Beer Style)

GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY A JOB!

Nov 2, 2021
You know those lazy MFs need to get out of their pandemic haze and join the real world again!
turtlemountainbrewing.com/getajob/
We need every damn position, but mainly cooks.
Please share that link on all your media, social or otherwise please.

TWO NEW BREWS

Nov 1, 2021
• STUFSTUF STOUT – a minty sweet stout made with Oreo Cake, Spearmint, and Cocoa Nib-Rested! Gluten-reduced, has lactose.
• BYWAYS HAZE – a 2nd hazy IPA joins the taps! Slightly hazier and juicier than Widespread

WE’VE GOT MANGO-RITAS!

Oct 28, 2021
Joining our can cocktails from Little Toad Creek
Although they’re are called mules, the MANGOritas have no Ginger Beer.
NM made Silver Agave spirit (tequila), NM made Triple Sec, lime, etc. Real Juice, Real Booze.
ALL CAN COCKTAILS are now LIMIT 2!

Forward Standard Steam & Hoperation IPL are NOW ON SALE!

Oct 7, 2021
Until they are gone …
$1 off all size pours. $1 off Quarty cans. Combine them for $3 off a Quarty 3pk.
SELL’em! SELL’em! SELL’em!

WE’VE GOT MARGARITAS!

Sept 21, 2021
Joining our can cocktails from Little Toad Creek $7, 12%
Although they’re are called mules, the Margaritas have no Ginger Beer.
NM made Silver Agave spirit (tequila), NM made Triple Sec, lime, etc. Real Juice, Real Booze.
ALL CAN COCKTAILS are now LIMIT 2!
Seuss did a road test of 3 margs and was def buzzed.

The 2021 Onion Ring Famine Continues

Sep 2, 2021
Shine is looking far and wide. There’s just no damn rings!
If some leads don’t pan out tomorrow, we will likely batter some of our own.
But, just enough to garnish the Chuck Burger, no sides.

Someone go rob a Burger King!
JK. DON’T rob a Burger King, Their O-rings are crap.

505 Sierra Nueva & Cosmic Campground are NOW ON SALE!

Sep 1, 2021
Until they are gone …
$1 off all size pours. $1 off Quarty cans. Combine them for $3 off a Quarty 3pk.
SELL’em! SELL’em! SELL’em!

WE’LL BE CLOSED ON LABOR DAY, MONDAY, SEPT.6TH

Aug 26, 2021
Everybody have a great holiday. Nico, and the whole management team THANKS YOU FOR ALL YOUR LABOR! Party-on, cheers!

Nico’s Interview on NMRA’s Podcast

Aug 11, 2021
Wanna watch our fearless leader Nico NOT put his foot in his mouth for a full 30 mins, while learning about the early days of Turtle and him speak about the last year and about Turtle North?
see below 🙂

WE’RE FINALISTS! GREAT JOB CREW!

Aug 11, 2021

THE CHRISTMAS IN JULY
special competition burger – $15

Burger with beer-batter-fried green chile, Chimayo red & green chile bacon jam and smoked gouda on a cornmeal dusted roll
SOOO …
• Burger will remain on menu until Sept 11.
• Aug 24, 2pm at Santa Fe Brewing: Operations Meeting – Chef and other operations staff must attend this meeting.
• September 11, 12:30 – 5pm: Smackdown for the finalists at Santa Fe Brewing (setup is anytime between 9am-12pm).

If you are interested in working the event, talk to Shine this week.

EVENT PAGE AT EDIBLE NM

TMBC’s FAMOUS GREEN CHILE STEW IS BACK

Aug 6, 2021
Bowls only. $6. Should be a permanent addition to the menu through fall & winter.

BLONDE & OH, MAI are dead

Aug 3, 2021
In their place, please welcome to the ring …
Steam & IPL
See below, See above 🙂

NEW FRIES

Jul 27, 2021
We are switching to a new thick-cut french fry. These will replace BOTH string and steak fries, and maximize sauté side’s limited fryer space. Give ’em a try, they’re tasty.

MOVE THOSE BEERS!

Jul 26, 2021
REMINDER: Oh Mai and Amber Waves of Graham are on special, $1 off.
SELL THEM! Our next batch of Wooden Teeth is being held hostage until we open a tap or two.

Also, David has 2 Delicious Lagers On Deck:
• Forward Standard – California Common Steam Beer
          https://turtlemountainbrewing.com/forward-standard/

Steam Beers are fermented using our 2112 San Fran Lager Yeast but at a higher Temp, 57°

#freeourlagers

Jul 16, 2021

THE CHRISTMAS IN JULY
special competition burger – $15

Burger with beer-batter-fried green chile, Chimayo red & green chile bacon jam and smoked gouda on a cornmeal dusted roll
Joining our menu throughout July as part of the Green Chile Cheeseburger Smackdown!

IMPORTANT DATES:

• July 1 – August 8: Secret judging will occur.
• July 27, Tues, 5:30pm, Social media influencers will visit. Reserve a table for up to 8 influencers and have 4 burgers ready to serve within 10 minutes of their arrival. Burgers should be presented photo-ready. They will call the restaurant 15 minutes prior to arrival. Aug 5 at 6pm there will be a Social Media Blitz with all the content gathered.
• Aug 11: Finalists are announced!
IF WE MAKE THE FINALS …
• Burger must remain on menu until Sept 11.
• Aug 24, 2pm at Santa Fe Brewing: Operations Meeting – Chef and other operations staff must attend this meeting.
• September 11, 12:30 – 5pm: Smackdown for the finalists at Santa Fe Brewing (setup is anytime between 9am-12pm).

EVENT PAGE AT EDIBLE NM

Hello World

Jul 16, 2021