Thirsty Thursdays Pints & Paints at Turtle
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman
“[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross
The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 3rd. upcoming canvas—->
Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and creativity go hand in hand. And yes gents, we know this all sounds a little artsy-fartsy. But to quote Nico, our fearless leader, “I did the first Paint Nite and it was a fun evening. I have no artistic skill whatsoever, yet my painting is actually something I would put up on the wall!”
Join us at the pub every other week. Get your Bob Ross on. Leave with more than a happy belly and a buzz.
Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.17th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is January 17th! We kick off the new year with a killer lineup: Nico Muñoz, Alli Marie, Angel Lopez, and AJ Martinez will be joining host, Eddie Stephens for another amazing FREE show! Start the new year right, and get there early for good seats. ⚡ ♫...
Stuck Lizard Wine Tasting
Wed.Dec.10th ~ Meet the Winemaker!Starting at 4pm ~ Turtle Mountain North Free tasting from one our most local vineyards, Corrales' Stuck LizardGot grapes? Muscat Grüner Veltliner Cayuga Ravat Drop by, learn about some vines that love the NM Terroir, and bag some...
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