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Rainbow In The Dunkel

♫When it’s malted, you know I like it rich and strong, cause the grain is insane and my brain can’t handle it too long. I cry out for lagers, keep them chilling every night, keep them cold and behold a flavor clean and light. No care for those hoppy ales now, when you can have your own … like a RAINBOW IN THE DUNKEL!!!♫
OG 1.053 / BU 25 / ABV 5.1

Sex in a Canoe

One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we...

PaintNite Aug.15th

    “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th! featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫ (sung...