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Macaulay Kölschin

  We saved this pale, blonde delight for the cessation of the summer season to provide a beer both light yet ri¢h. A beverage so well balanced it can be your companion while you turn a page, master your craft, and will even fuel a party monster. It’s the perfect beer...

PaintNite Aug.30th

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 30th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and...

Sex in a Canoe

One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we...

PaintNite Aug.15th

    “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th! featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫ (sung...

Three Marks IPA

Brewed with hopes of becoming the NM IPA Challenge Champion, this beer has more hops in it than any other beer we’ve created on our humble mountain. Seven different varieties, totaling 75lbs, develop a rich pastiche of every flavor we have loved throughout our...

Mac & Cheese & Music Fest 2018

Turtle Mountain will be there. How about you? Mac & Cheese, it's not just for kids anymore! At this event, it's NOT for kids period. Mac & Cheese & Music Fest is a 21+ event featuring gourmet Mac & Cheese samplings from over 30 restaurants. Guests vote to crown Best...

World Cup Wake Ups

If your big screen's not enough, come enjoy Turtle's H U G E S C R E E N! We will be opening bright & early for the last two matches of the World Cup! 8am for the bronze medal match between Belgium & England, Sat.July.14th 9am for the final match between France &...

NM IPA Challenge 2018

43 New Mexico Breweries will enter the hoptagon. Only 1 will emerge victorious. This year's format is brutal, brutal as the staggering amount of hops being forced into this competition!  The elimination round will feature 39 different brews spread across 3 randomly...

Yum Yum Noir

  Regardless of how many different fruit flavors you find in this beer, the only ones we added were blackberry and black currant. Beyond that, the notes of plum, fig and cranberry are nothing more than products of a rich malt base and a tart fermentation. OG 1.047 /...

Pour Les Abeilles – Honey Lemongrass Saison

Its name might be difficult, but our continental take on For the Bees easily creates a buzz. French Saison yeast, fermented through hot summer days, delivers peppery spice and light vanilla undertones that fly over the waves of honey and citrus for a crisp landing on...

Comedy Show 1st Saturdays

Next Turtle Show is July 7th!!! Hosted by Eddie Stephens. Featuring Caitlin Minton, Zach Abeyta, Royal Wood & Josh Fournier ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing **** of a show! And it...

Count Hellesarius

  This simple yet commanding campaign of German Pilsner malt and a powerful bucellarii of Noble Hops is refined through cold fermentation and cool determination to conquer your palate and restore the fallen empire of light lagers. OG 1.048 / BU 20 / ABV 5.1...

Thirsty Thursday Pints & Paints

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, July 5th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and...

Pajarito SummerFest 2018

the 2018 Pajarito SUMMERFEST is here! Pajarito is known for its outstanding music events and festivals, and they are kicking things off Saturday, June 9, with Summerfest! One of their most popular events, this annual summer event includes the New Mexico Craft Brewfest...

Taurisian Mindset IPA

Rich in depths beyond our comprehension, this bullheaded blend of six European hop varieties and one single American strain create bold aromatics of candied ginger and pine resin that are as down to Earth as it gets. Our Evolutionary IPA series is full of vibrant...

Rainbow In The Dunkel

♫When it’s malted, you know I like it rich and strong, cause the grain is insane and my brain can’t handle it too long. I cry out for lagers, keep them chilling every night, keep them cold and behold a flavor clean and light. No care for those hoppy ales now, when you...

Trivial Monstrosity – IPA

Our Evolutionary IPA series is all about pushing our boundaries, stretching both our palates and imagination, and discover what an IPA can be. Along the way, we were bound to come across a Trivial Monstrosity; here it is. A triple dry-hopped beast, blending Comet,...

Bocky Mountain High

Up in the snow-capped peaks a beer exists, so elusive that it has only survived through whispers and rumors. A drink so lightly sweet, yet with a crisp spiciness that it quenches your thirst and packs your palate with enough flavor to last a long summer’s day. A...

Total Malarkey – Zero IBU IPA

Some would say that an IPA without bitterness is a bunch of hogwash, but the newest addition to our Evolutionary IPA series is Total Malarkey. Simcoe, Columbus and Chinook hops were standing by until the boil was terminated and then incorporated en masse while our...