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Thirsty Thursday Pints & Paints

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Ma7 10th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

Comedy Show 1st Saturdays

Next Turtle Show is Cinco de Mayo con cinco comediantes!! featuring: Eddie Stephens, AJ Martinez, Rusty Rutherford, Kevin Kennedy & Tim Wolfe. ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing...

Rainbow In The Dunkel

♫When it’s malted, you know I like it rich and strong, cause the grain is insane and my brain can’t handle it too long. I cry out for lagers, keep them chilling every night, keep them cold and behold a flavor clean and light. No care for those hoppy ales now, when you...

Trivial Monstrosity – IPA

Our Evolutionary IPA series is all about pushing our boundaries, stretching both our palates and imagination, and discover what an IPA can be. Along the way, we were bound to come across a Trivial Monstrosity; here it is. A triple dry-hopped beast, blending Comet,...

Bocky Mountain High

Up in the snow-capped peaks a beer exists, so elusive that it has only survived through whispers and rumors. A drink so lightly sweet, yet with a crisp spiciness that it quenches your thirst and packs your palate with enough flavor to last a long summer’s day. A...

Total Malarkey – Zero IBU IPA

Some would say that an IPA without bitterness is a bunch of hogwash, but the newest addition to our Evolutionary IPA series is Total Malarkey. Simcoe, Columbus and Chinook hops were standing by until the boil was terminated and then incorporated en masse while our...

19th Anniversary Amnesia Ale

After 19 long years and one too many bumps on the head, we’ve found ourselves in a stupefied time warp brought upon by the smooth caramel and raisin vortex of Amnesia. A massive blow from Northern Brewer hops results in a spicy maelstrom that leaves you asking; What...

Märzen 2018

This traditional German lager is brewed to mark the changing of the seasons and welcome the luscious new growth of springtime. With a deep, bready malt character and a soft Mittlefreuh hopping, this beer makes it worth coming out of hibernation. OG 1.050 / BU 23 / ABV...

TMBC New Eats Week 2018

March 18th - March 25th join us for a full week of celebration! Turtle Mountain is turning 19 thanks to you Rio Rancho! To highlight our venerable past and bright future, please stop by the pub to celebrate with us and enjoy these special deep-discounted pairings of...

Saint Patricks Day 2018

kicks off a full week of celebrations at Turtle Mountain leading up to TMBC's 19th anniversary on the 22nd! Our chefs & brewers have been hard at work in anticipation and preparations have already begun. Mick & David are putting the finishing touches on this...

Snakedriver Irish Dry Stout 2018

Patron saint of Ireland and legendary originator of the shamrock parable, Saint Patrick is also credited with the vanquishing of serpents from the Emerald Isle. In this spirit, we raise a glass, not of emerald but of garnet and onyx, as we vanquish the evils from...

19th Anniversary Brewmaster’s Dinner

Thursday, March 22nd, 6pm You are invited to celebrate Turtle Mountain's 19th birthday! To prove that you can teach an old Turtle new tricks, this year's menu is composed of five über-elegant re-imaginings of the new plates on our updated 2018 menu.  Our chefs have...

Fat Tuesday/Valentine Wednesday

Join us at the pub Feb 13th & 14th for some very special specials! FAT TUESDAY SPECIALS Jambalaya Homemade with shrimp, andouille sausage, chicken and trinity vegetables served with rice $13 Shrimp PoBoy Corn meal breaded and deep fried shrimp served on a...

Souper Bowl 2018

Sat.Jan.27th Road Runner Food Bank's annual fundraiser Souper Bowl is held every January, the weekend prior to the NFL’s Super Bowl.  Rather than a football event, this is a soup and dessert sampling event featuring restaurants and local chefs.  In addition to...

WinterBrew 2018

NM Brewers Guild's 7th annual WinterBrew! Breweries from around the New Mexico converge upon Santa Fe for the 7th annual WinterBrew festival at the Santa Fe Farmers Market Pavilion. Admission includes sampling, a commemorative pint glass, and a pint fill of your...

Infinitesimus – Imperial Stout

"This [beer] is a shadow formed in the realm of consciousness, where the sensory becomes concept. This is where [flavor] exists - in thought, not in the physical world you believe in. And not only does it exist in your mind, but in the minds of all those perceiving...

Count Hellesarius

  This simple yet commanding campaign of German Pilsner malt and a powerful bucellarii of Noble Hops is refined through cold fermentation and cool determination to conquer your palate and restore the fallen empire of light lagers. OG 1.048 / BU 20 / ABV...

New Menu Items Today!

Our kitchen has been working tirelessly to create some new and exciting pub fare! Join us today for the big reveal! 3 NEW PIZZAS! 3 NEW PUB PLATES! 2 NEW APPETIZERS! & MORE!

2017 Beer Premiere

Sat.Oct.28th.1-4 The Beer Premiere is a mass release party thrown by the NM Brewers Guild featuring never-before-released beers from a slew of New Mexico breweries. Admission includes three hours of sampling, a commemorative goblet, and a goblet-fill of your choice....

NMBF8

Saturday, Oct. 14th, join us at NMBF8! If you go to only one brewfest this year, make it NMBF. All the usual suspects plus live music and food on the mainstreet of ExpoNM.